1.  You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if  anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
2.  You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.  You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4.  You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5.  Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.
6.  You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
7.  Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8.  Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
10.  You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11.  You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
12.  Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
13.  You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
14.  You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to!!   And Yes, I
was laughing and I did scroll back to see that there wasn't a #9

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas.” Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.” His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. “How many sales did you make today?” The kid says, “One.” The boss says, “Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?” The kid says, “$101,237.64.” The boss says, “$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?” Kid says, “First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer." The boss said, “A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?”Kid says, “No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, ’Well, your weekend’s shot, you might as well go fishing.’”